Even with proper settings, LPs sound like the Chipmunks.
The platter is turning too fast at the 12" and 33rpm setting, such that the vocalists sound like the Chipmunks. I've tried switching the controls back and forth, tried it at 45rpm (it's faster than the alleged 33rpm setting), and have tried multiple LPs. All have this problem.
6 years, 7 months ago